Sokka: Special outfit, hat and pipe, these things mean anything to you?

Dr. Cox: Scotch? Too early to think about it? Yes. But people, it is never to early to think about it.

Scrubs: 5x20: “My Lunch”

Scrubs: 6x05: “My Friend With Money”

Lesson #1: There are no small cases. Only small detectives.

Lesson #2: Cops don’t wait in line. They go straight to the front. Even at Starbucks.

Lesson #3: Don’t say “please”. Don’t say “thank you”. And definitely don’t say “Hi!”. Spirit squad auditions were over 10 years ago.

Lesson #4: Don’t quote corn pone country bumpkin sayings to your commanding officer.

Psych: 2x07: “If You’re So Smart Then Why Are You Dead”

Psych: 2x07: “If You’re So Smart Then Why Are You Dead”

Firefly: 1x04: “Shindig”

Scrubs: 5x09: “My Half-Acre”

Avatar: 2x03: “Return to Omashu”

How was I supposed to know they wouldn’t take Water Tribe money?

Avatar: 2x05: “Avatar Day”